![]() Even though this would probably be worn by a Jersey Shore cast member in Miami, at least it’s identifiably resort wear. Who is telling all the designers this season to just construct giant fugly pants and zippers? I’ve had enough. The boobs don’t fit, the belt is fugly, the print is tacky and WHAT IS WITH ALL THE GIANT PANTS. She may as well have pulled out a few yards of fabric, wrapped it around her model, stapled it together, and sent her out on the runway. I know Michael D can’t sew, but that’s not the biggest problem here – Ivy didn’t design anything. Everything is shapeless or styleless or colorless or all three, like this sad, sad garment. How is it possible that Ivy has not been eliminated yet? Seriously, look through her work on this show, and you’ll realize that a) she’s terrified of color, b) her construction skills are weak at best and c) NOTHING she makes is fashionable. I’ve seen designers get eliminated in week one for pulling out trash like this. At least Mondo’s was fun – this is just sad. I’d have put this in the bottom instead of Mondo’s look. The model looks absolutely gigantic, from the sagging bustline to the giant tummy to whatever that ungodly bubble is protruding from her back, to that butt, which is so sadly hidden beneath miles of crap. ![]() This is one of the ugliest garments I’ve ever seen. I’d have considered putting this in the top 3. ![]() The shorts looked like a funny length on TV, but I’m liking them better now. Resort wear is about relaxing vacation wear, whether it’s swimsuits or evening wear, but whatever Casanova designed here, it was not resort. Nothing about those ugly office pants is resort, and that shirt could not look less relaxed – it’s physically restraining her arms from moving. But I didn’t think the biggest problem was how matronly it was – I thought the problem was that this is the furthest thing from resort wear that I could imagine. Isn’t this what Casanova designed in every episode? It was not nearly as bad as Ivy’s design, but I understand why the judges eliminated dear Casanova for this – it’s like he hasn’t listened to a word the judges have said to him throughout this competition. Maybe April was trying to lessen some of the sex appeal by making the shorts bigger, because she feared it would be downright slutty, but a panty that starts at your bellybutton is a friend to no one. Everything sexy about the straps and sheerness is forgotten when we see the world’s giantest grandma panty. And though some bloggers and critics think the sheer material is too lingerie for resort wear, I think it’s just sexy and fabulous.īut that panty? Dear readers, I cannot support that panty. I’m all about those funky straps, and I even like the zipper in back, though I will throw up if I see one more zipper on this runway. The top half of this is fierce, fabulous, and totally deserving of the win it received. The judges gave this some love, but it was my pick for the winner. Drama = fully clothed, then one pull of a string, then voila! Sex. Second was how long it took the model to untie that knot and reveal the swimsuit – designers, models should not spend the entire walk down the runway trying to undo a bow. First was the color of the cover-up, which came across much uglier on television than in these photos. Perfectly constructed and brilliantly designed, I had shockingly few complaints. It’s so rare to see a truly interesting swimsuit, and Andy gave us just that. These pictures don’t quite show the unique and intriguing silhouette of this sexy swimsuit, but this was mega-hot. But who gives a shit about anything except the clothes? Let’s start the show. ![]() Drama ensued: Ivy is neurotic, Michael D can’t sew, Valerie needs some love from the judges (or a Xanax), Casanova can’t speak English but has good vision, etc. But the judging was conducted based on who designed the look, not who constructed it. The catch? After the contestants designed their looks and went fabric shopping, they then had to partner up and construct their partner’s design. Including Brittany Allen, Anna Yinan Zhou, Prajjé Oscar Jean Baptiste, Viktor Luna, Laurence Basse, Fabio Costa, Bishme Cromartie, Viktor Luna, Mila Hermanovski, Rami Kashou, Korto Momolu, xKara Saun, Hester Sunshine, and Johnathan Kayne Gillaspie there will be a total of 14 contestants on Project Runway season 20.This week’s challenge was to create a resort look. In addition to receiving $250,000 and mentorship from the CFDA, the Project Runway season 20 winner will also have their design showcased in Elle. Steven Kolb, Sergio Hudson, Willy Chavarria, Kate Chastain, Batsheva Hay, Julia Fox, Coleman Domingo, Luann de Lesseps, and Paulina Porizkova will all appear as guests on Project Runway season 20. Johnathan Kayne Gillaspie Image: Instagram 7. Prajjé Oscar Jean Baptiste Image: Instagram 3. ![]() Project Runway season 20 contestants list 1. ![]()
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